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Write a ‘C’ program about Girl Friends:-

#include
#include
#include void main()
{
int girlfriends;
int money;
clearheart();
while(money!=0)
{
girlfriends++;
money–;
}
printf(”govinda govinda”);
else
printf(”no girl friend”);
}.-………..god nt.


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